I'm 25. I believe in equilibrium. I believe in pursuing happiness, and I believe in all things weird.

 

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike)

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty)

la-belle-laide:

lilacamy11:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

All of these are hilarious but especially the last one

Raccoons are all like “I’m just gonna…”


Tim Burton and Winona Ryder on the set of Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Tim Burton and Winona Ryder on the set of Edward Scissorhands (1990)

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

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eatsleepdraw:

bouwmanworks:

My second month of artsnacks, still excited.  I was originally going to only use the four art materials provided, but ultimately using one color on a tiny canvas with a single brush was a little too restrictive so I added a few more.  That said, I did use all the quality snacks provided to produce the end result.  

ArtSnacks is like a magazine subscription but instead of a magazine you get 4 or 5 different art products to try out.

Learn more about ArtSnacks here.

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.